The Sun is Squarish

Hey peps, any gatherings going on? It's like Dec and there's no news at all. And this blardy blog is dying. xD should host a gathering again, I'd say in Jan best, cos everyone's so busy in Dec. Anyways, must have one before another year of uni!

The sun is squarish, and PINK. Imba.

Peace out.

-Johnny-

Write a post

G'day boys.












As expected of the Cardician to release such big kamehameha wave, looking at the way how he released it (itu gap besar tu dont pway pway). Sad enough, I need to crop myself out of the pic, cuz it just spoils the whole image. Bad timing. You know what I mean if you have the original copy.

Too quiet liao here...

We seriously need to get more of this shit updated here regardless of what so ever you bois are busy doing.

Then again, this is my first post here. x.x"

Wa Shi Jipun Lang.

Juice Crown 19th Birthday

Okay before we get on with any belated wishes or anything else, I wanna say something first. To see what we did for Julian's birthday, please visit The one and only Aaron Tham's blog.

OkThisIsSomeRandomBullshitStuffOk.

Hey Haven't updated at all for ages! We are all still alive don't worry okay. Some has become sexier and some has become awesomer and some has become sexier+awesomer.

Why So Serious?

....this is the exceptional one.

Anyway, let's first lighten up the mood shall we?

You guys wanna hear a joke?

Bet that you do eh.

Ok so here's how it goes.

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"Knock Knock."

"Who's there?

"It's me!!!"

"It's me who????"

"It's me with a white piece of paper!!!"

~hahahahahahahahahaaha~

ok not funny at all i know shut up.

Caitlin: Holy Shit I'm too late....the door is open...

Wendy: Ngek ngek ngek

Cailtin: Omg damn imba woii she's ngek ngek ngek-ing!

Wendy: Ngek Ngek Ngek

Pay extra attention to matthew

"Ok, nobody moves a muscle. If it doesnt suspect any movement it might leave us alone."- Aaron

"Daryll cibai, what's that poking up against my ass....hmm..if both of ur hands are up in the air...then.....chaonengnengcibaiyoulaksadeweidaode!"- Brendan (I think.)

"Ohh no...I think it came out.. @.@" -Doesnt need any further explanations.

'The 16th Annual Pokemon Battle of the Best Pokemon Trainer ever!'

Picture 1

Question: How many of the 6 men in the picture are real men.
Answer: 5
Homework: Which one is the fraud?

Picture 2

Question: Is there any difference in Wendy when compared to Picture 1?
Answer: Yes.
Homework: Identify the difference.
Notes: Go to an optician if u get this wrong.

Question: When being shown this picture, what movie will it remind you of? Circle the best possible answer.
A) The Last Samurai
B) Ratatouile
C) Bay Watch the Movie
D) BrokeBack Mountain
E)Brokeback Mountain the Musical: Fun day at the beach.

Yeah boii what chu looking at




Yeah man. I know. *winks. 100% man power. You know what they say, once u go Howven you never go back.

"What the fuck was that all about..."

"Just shut up and smile."

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Bye

Hello!?

Brought to you by: Leshitspittinstar aka Tiger

Ma de.

How come no one ever update anymore de ah??

U all die liao or something isit?

Miss u guys lah.

Everynight I cry myself to sleep thinking about you.

No, really.

Seriously, stop laughing, it ain't funny.

Fine.

Laugh all you want, I don't give a shit.

3 seconds later..

Woii!

Aww cute cute de Oliver...

G@mb@t3h NerhXxXxXxxXXxx!!

Jia you ohh!

Upcoming events.....

3 weeks to Melbourne Trip!
Tigers Reunite!
Tests! woohoo.

Yea, it'll be damn colourful I assure you.

...

Who is Outcasted??

Man, still no one posting up anything. Well, the first victim will be our dearly beloved Sii Longwin, aka LonginaWina the witch doctor.

SLEEP more laaaaaa.....hahaa....

update please!!

Man....Why isit that no one is posting up on this blog already? I mean come on guys, I still see that we've got lots of visitors from that 'thingy'.......

Suck on this.

Gosh, I really loves this picture man! I can use it for SOOO much stuff!!! hahaaa.....

Anyway....Long time havent written anything on this blog already, so yea....Everyone is now split apart.

Perth: Oliver Yee, Johnny Tiong, Kendrick i think.

Melbourne: Daryll Ooi, Julian Law, Leslie Tan, Aaron Tham, Jackie Sim Teck Kee the mighty swan warrior who pawns in basketball especially as the centre.....and many more.

Christchurch: Lester Lai. damn sad I tell you.

Miri: Joshua and his Tomato Farm, Kristmin and his jumpsoles, Sarah who's having fun with monkeys, Cassandra who's single and available now.

UK: We have Veron who eats half as much but still gains weight and Yee ping who loves to shoutout to strangers from the car window.

Other: Samuel, Adam and Benedict.

So anyway, an update for you guys.....

Lester Lai might be going to Melbourne during the June holidays to see his beloved gay partners, BUT it all depends on the one they call Si Comel. aka, Daryll Ooi.

Before Daryll and Jackie left miri, they had a deal with Lester.

(PS. Remember the Ultimate Battle Between Two Ferocious Tiger????....It hasnt happen yet, and I don't think that it ever will.....)

But anyway, back to the main thing. They have 4 months.

Daryll: Gain 10 KGs of muscle mass.

Jackie: Drop 25 KG of FAT

Lester: Get his fucking 6 pack.

And whoever that lose has to chia eat at this place called 'The Crowns' or something like that. Don't know how that place's like, but apparently its awesome. Jackie and Julian just got their protein shake and they are going on a strict diet, on day 5 now I think.

I started mine. few days ago...

Day 1 : Tuna sandwiches, salads, eggs, milk, pasta.....

Day 2: One Big Mac, One double CheeseBurger, 2 large fries, 2 medium coke, Bbq, chocolates...

Day 3: Eggs, Tuna, Salads, Milk, Bananas, Apples...

Obviously my diet fucked up on DAY 2...but it was sooo good I tell you. It's awesome when you spilt open the Big Mac and you put fries on top of the burger and add some ketchup then put the bun back on and then you wash it down with a sip of coke. diao....hai bu GG this diet. mcb.

Had my third workout session today. MotherFu... Kena holan by my friend for the third time....

That's all from me now I guess....and guys, please la, update please. Don't bully me ok.

The longawaited fellowship

The Brotherhood Reunion Dinner




02/01/09
Best Western
After party in Balcony
Overnight in Grand Palace


Be There, or Be SQUARE

p/s : those too sexy for balcony can lepak around till we beer our bellies full hehehe

Back?

Hi guys, been like super long since i mopped the dust off this blog, stuff something new in it, or even visit it >< The horror of knowing that it's been almost a month since my last post already kills the mood of blogging again x.x Indeed, it's been a while. Rather a lot has happened through this period, so much fun stuff that i should be blogging, but slacked >< Erm, beach. shopping, KL, shopping and more shopping !! Oh well, i might slack another 2 more month before leaving back for Perth next feb, so i'll write some facts to conclude my whole year's life in Perth =P=P 1) This has been lingering in my mind *shocking*, but we all counted, and Edward and i have like taken atleast >4 boxes of instant noodles throughout the year (reminded me of a special post i should make for Edward)

2) I've cooked, washed plates, mop the floor, vacuum, wipe my room, do laundries, buy groceries, take buses and trains, go to the ATM and banks.

3) I've spent more time on the internet and inside my room than any other year before.

4) I've live (consecutive days) under the hotest (40+ degrees) days and the coldest (1-5 degrees) of my life so far. Winter Rocks !!

5) I've met loads of people from all different places. Just to name a few, Malaysia, Singapore, Vietnam, Hong Kong, China, Zambia, etc etc...

6) I've craved to go home more than anytime before.

7) i've weirdly decided to go for law, though i find it quite interesting, and studied like super duper hardcore for it.

8) I realised that i really like Perth and wouldn't mind staying there in the future.

9) I've grown a big big fond of towards Immanuel Methodist Church, just love them heaps, especially Pastor James and Aunty Kim =D

10) I'm going back again next year =) (99.99% already =P)

Okie, think i'll have to stop here >< 10's a perfect number xD Will add on if i get any, and update when i remember that this blog exists xD tata everyone, take good care of yourselves, and happy holidays everyone =)

Be ready,

Cause we're back.

We are so going back soon

Watch out ppls, the melbourne langs are going back real soon, sooner than you could say "genghis is an incest bitch"

Careful Miri cause when we get back some people are likely to


grab the most KAU boobs Mirians could offer




or the more reserve ones would


don't get me wrong, he wasn't proud of it, its just that no one was looking

but that girl got some nice legs, i wonder whats in between it











Damn you Leslie! Stop sucking oysters!!!

















I said stop sucking oysters! I keeeeeel Youuuuuuuu!!!

Tong hua?

this is the funniest shit ever mann.... brotherhood salutes whoever you are

1 week to go

Damn you all go back so fast....that one still nehmind la, but i heard got reunion w/o me =(
any good brothers who havent go back miri yet =D





Come join us by not going back so early!

Wanna know the future?

Oooohh yeahh....that's the spot.

He's not going to put up a post

He's Never ever EVER going to put up a post

He's going to be anally-raped at the 13th of December 2008.

Wanna Get High?

Damnit man, we've been waiting for the one person that cares about lester to do a post on him for how many months but seems his exams can ever finish, sooooooo we need volunteers here =X

Wanna Get High?

Why so gloomy

This blog nowadays damn sad la... let's liven things up a bit, have a beer and give yourself a blast!

the swk champ is back

here's the crappy vid .. dude, shittewhadafluxor happened to me.. ok this vid is just crap.. i did one 6 minutes .. pure nice tiles and all those crazy stuff .. as i was rendering it .. 90% ++ then the blue screened come out. then when i restarted my pc, the file gone.. dont exist nomore.... so here's a crappy version of it .. sien lo, spm trial is this friday..

And to think that I can't be a paparazzi now that I'm thousands of kilometers apart from you guys...Well, seems like you guys are wrong eh??

The Shitspitter

LIVES

ON.

muahahahhahahahahahahahaaah..

The IMFY 2008 Outing

The IMFY 2008 Outing

Now I know that I have absolutely no need to do this, but few days ago, the IMFY (which stands for, I have no idea cause I have no clue on what it means too.) had an outing at 4th of October 2008. At God knows where, some beach I guess cause there's sand in the pictures.

If you guys have been following this sometimes dead, sometimes alive blog, you might noticed some pictures of Lifen, pssst, she didnt like it one bit! Well, I guess that it's only fair if I do this to some other people eh? right right?

Lookie lookie at what we've got here guys.... It's oliver! and what is Oliver doing boys and girls?

He's praying!

Dear, God I pray that I can be a real Spartan warrior, If not..I swear to God that I will. (THUNDERS.) ...Sorry God. and, Amen.

2 minutes later...

Girl: Now, I'll grab this while you stick it in alright.

Oliver the man: Ok, I know what I'm doing okk.

Girl: OUCH! watch it, it hurts laa..

Oliver the man: Oops, sorry laa, I also not really sure how ok.

Girl: Oooh! it's in!!

Oliver the man: YIPPEDOO.

(We're the Champions song playing in the background.)

Oliver the Warrior: YES! I did it! I'm finally not a..

Girl: Hey, don't let people know worh, I shy shy worhh..

Oliver the warrior: uh huh....HEY GUYS! Guess what happened to me just now! You will never believe it...

Girl: WEEEEIiiiiiiiiiii...

Meanwhile...

Johnny: Ah crap...I can't seem to get mine up.

MEANWHILE, metres away.....

Dear, God I pray that I can be a real Spartan warrior, If not..I swear to God that I will. (THUNDERS.) ...Sorry God. and, Amen.

3 minutes later...

Kim the Man in a girly way: Hmm, I wonder If god has granted my wish? I know! I shall climb this tree to test him!

And so Kimberley began to embark on this wondrous journey in search of Life and (insert something here.)

3 weeks later...

Kim the trapped: Erm...Hey GUYSS! Can I get some help, im Stuck! Oh god, why have you forsaken me....

carrotsticks

Well....since NO ONE is posting up, and EVERYONE is soooooooo busy doing god knows what, I have decided to post something up again.

and Daryll 'xiao weng weng' Ooi! I'm so disappointed in you, it has been 1 month and where's the post about ME!?

Anyway...Did u know that you shouldn't simply post stuff up into the net?? Cuz it's gonna stay there FOREVER, whether you like it or not...

AAAAAaaaahhh!!!!

Yeah, scream alll you want hun, it's too late already, the WHOLE world knows, ur exposed...

~EXPOSED~

!!~EXPOSED~!!

!!!!!!!!!~~~EXPOSED~~~!!!!!!!!!







OH NOOO....

Whatever shall I do now??? :( :( , :''''''''(????

Well, I have no idea, who call you so smart loh!?

What me worh? Why you so cibai upload my pics up leh??

Oh, so now ur blaming me laa??

Ma de, memang ur fault bah! u upload de!!!

Sorry loo...

Sorry ur head ah! What to do now? My face gone liao ahh!!

I know.....turn into a rabbit!!

@.@

Yeah, do it!

OK!

.....fuck you Mum, this isnt working at all! They are still laughing at me!!!


Or maybe.....

WHAT NOW????

MAYBE......

WHAT? PINGPONG AND APPLEPIES AH?

Huh? noooo....

What then? U want me to be a hippo now isit?

Maybe, u should sing!!!!

Oh YA hor!!

YOOUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....(soulja boy's superman song.)

LoL, and that's all for today guys, hope this entertained y'all..man, you guys are SICK, she's just a little girl!!!

Happy birthday yee syuan! lol, You're lucky cuz it's your birthday.