Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Happy Birthday Julian!!

The Brotherhood.



This is Part 1 of my 2 part post on the Birthday of Juicy Juice Crowne.

First all all, a survey of the PM's of the Brotherhood's MSN today during the Birthday of Julian Law....
The Birthday Boy

The List

Happy Birthday Juice Crown! <---- From all the girls , by Aaron Tham

And to our Beloved Juice…ahem…JuiceCrown, happy 18th Birthday. Be a man! Don’t be a Dad! , By Genghis Khoo.

Happy Birthday Juelze Crowne Ipoh is in Christchurch, Lester Lai.

*Rega, (Chinese words.)* http://xiaover90.blogspot.com/ Happy burfday Julz, though we’re not there, we are still here, Oliver Yee
Lulz bitch, Benedict jong

I’m devoting my head days to days baby~ [Sicked]. Andy wong

Miri is in Ipoh, Daryll Ooi

(Chinese words) =( *Hints (Chinese word.) xD*, Johnny Tiong.

Statistics tomorrow- The first wave of nightmare, Sii Longwin.

(blank), Samuel Santi
// zomg, pro female dota’er roxx, hawt again but at kl .. wtf T_T, Julian law.

(blank), Jok.

- , Leslie Tan.


So there you have it brothers, among 13 of the names, only 4 wished happy birthday to Julian. XDXDXDXDXDXD.....XD. XD. XD. but to me, i think Leslie's pm was the best! a DASH, '-'.

Monday, August 25, 2008

No More Delays, Voila~

INTRODUCING: Oliver Yee
Nickname: fire teddymon, oli, hui, verxy, world biggest teddy, no.10, Ver`, Pro`, kawaii nerrhhxx(limited edition) etc etc.

Age: -censored by Blogspot-

Special Ability: Sue you mian mian till you bankrupt in future, Ghis & Aaarr better watchout! xD
You dare mess with lim peh??

你什么东西??


Yes ladies and gentlemen, introducing, Oliver Yee. Fine young lad he is. He never rarely misses a class, and never rarely ponteng. Assiduous and meek. I see great rosy future in him, bright one, like the advertisement when they use "DYNAMO" to wash the clothes, the clothes become sparkling white. His fine and lurid radiance enlightens the sombre atmosphere in RRSS. His altruistic attitude shed light onto the dilapidating world today. Yes folks, I give you, Oliver of the Brotherhood.

Wait, did you say brotherhood? Parents worst nightmare???

Yes I did. Wondering why, how, who, where , when, which, whom, coconut, lychee, goose, donut. Um, back to topic. Yes he survived the dark, and eeeeeeeebil clan - the brotherhood! Instead, he came to shed light once again, reminding us how God loves us, and some of us, truly touched, and changed. Some, remains the same, but truly deep down somewhere very very far deep and super super hidden away in the heart, lies a sound screaaaming " Ghiiiiisss~ God loves you ".

Through pain, sufferings, tears, joy, and laughter, I was able to know abit more bout this young lad, Oliver. And it turns out to be a complicated topic - just as complicated as how come brotherhood members can become prefects xD. Anyway, I found multiple identities in one individual, not separated, but merged under the same soul, differentiated by a thin wall of space continuum. Let me tell you some of them.

Kind and loving the environment

Hip-hop dancer

Boss of a yakuza clan??

Though we cannot clarify this point, he still remains the same, the one and only oliver yee. Right Lester?

Kawaiinerrrhhxxx~ Yeah ^.^V


Ummmm.... yeah, thanks lester. Anyway, Oliver Yee, an interesting and super nice guy, and always will be in the brotherhood's heart.


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Baton pass on to Oliver Yee



Johnny

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Fire Generals

my plan is not working... so i went to find any random images i could possibly get to lighten up the blog abit



Enjoy >_>

Friday, August 15, 2008

Since SOMEONE is so busy....and cause SOMEONE magically appeared.

The baton has been passed to the firepebble aka Mr.-I-get-wasted-from-a-sip-of-vodka-lime aka Our only hope aka 'This-is-my-house-so-i-can-do-watever-that-i-want-to-do.'.

anyway, it's Lim Chuan Jok. Gonna let Johnny off this time since he's sooo busy.

and Jok, u can post about ur bestest best best fast friend. =)

Monday, August 11, 2008

O_O

oh wow i can post now =) no where's genghis khoo? gone missing? T_T Stay tune to the Law of Speed through SFHLA expermients and qualitative experiments

Sunday, August 10, 2008

Samuel Santi

Introducing: Samuel Santi









So what does all of this picture have in common? Half naked men and Jessica Alba? A bunch of retards who sucks in posing? Yea, you got it, they are all Iban.


"cibai you, racist harr tiao???"
So, what do we know about Samuel? What do I know about Samuel so that I can introduce him to y'all.
Well, it's kinda HARD since I havent seen him for a year plus already. You guys are evil, why can't I do Genghis or Jok or Julian or AARON or AARON or AARON.
So what do i know about this boy named Samuel Santi....well, one for a fact, I know that he's an IBAN, which explains all the pictures above. and I don't even know if he knows about this Bhoodblog.....
Legend has it that he came from the stars, in the form of a meteor. It landed on earth millions of years ago, burried deep inside the core of the earth. And like, after hundreds and hundred of years, a tribe of monkeys were on a expedition to find the lost banana land. They were digging everyone...but to no avail, they couldn't find anything...
But one day, one faithful sunny day... A monkey who goes by the name of Si Comel went on a solo mission. He blindfolded himself and turned round and round and round and round till he faints. And when he wakes up, he's going to dig on the exact spot that he fainted on.
*wakes up.
Si comel started digging with his cute monkey paws. after a few strokes, he gave up and went back home. That night he had a dream. He dreamt of a world where monkeys could be free monkeys, where all monkey will have a banana, where every household will have their very own set of banana tree and banana tree survival set/kit.
Mahaiiii....so hard to spam laaa, I dun know what to write!
One day a kerbau named mr.Tham stumbled upon Si Comel, and something awesome blossomed between them. Something that the elders monkey will not approve of!
Si comel and Mr.Tham got married! most of the villagers disagreed. They chased Si comel out of the Monkey clan and Mr.Tham was exiled from Kampung Kerbau. They ran away, far far away to a land called the Borneo Islands where they gave birth to a mutant child whom they named Samuel Santi.
They raised him up with all the love and support they have. Si comel taught him the ways of the Monkeys and Mr.Tham taught him the ways of the Kerbau.
And they sent him to study at Chung hua, then moved him to Oman. And that's Samuel Santi. Oh! he plays guitar and is really good at it, must be from his father's gene i think.

Anyway, sorry Sam for all this bullshit, u can blame it on Aaron. the next one, I choose...
*drum rolls
(was gonna say Daryll Ooi, but I know that he wont do it de.)
Johnny Tiong! ...since ur the only one whom I know that upates his blog!






Monday, August 4, 2008

Introducing : Sii Longwin

A thousand apologeees for being absent from this blog for the past month. I know the fans of the brotherhood is not very please with the lack of updates but i assure you readers out there this has
probably
come to an end.

Well as the brotherhood is as famous as it is, many of you readers might not know most of the members of the brotherhood. Unless, of course, if you are an underage girl living in Christchuch you would have heard or even MET with Lester Lai Hsein Yang.

But the thing is i doubt there are many 11 yr old girls reading this blog so the readers might be interested in other members of the bhood.

From today onwards, we will be introducing to you the brothers of the hood, 1 member per post, in a reverse alphabetical order.

Every post will have a different member of the bhood writing. And there will be a span of at least 3 days before another writer continues with the reverse alphabetical order. How to determine who writes the next post? easy. At the end of each post, the writer must choose the next writer to blog about the next post. And remember, the chosen writer must post it up after THREE days.

Failing to do so will result in a permanent contract in being the boyfriend of the main actress in the upcoming "Brotherhood Movie" set to be filmed towards the end of this year. Failing to honour the contract will lead to certain unforseen circumstances.

Don't care attitudes will certainly not be tolerated.

So for reverse alphabetical starters, (as you can see the list at the sidebar) will be Sii Longwin.

Mr Sii is a very educated young chap, always trying his best in school. He never skipped class especially when the bio teacher Miss Yong Su Pink was there. Always completing assignments and homework way before deadline. Coming from a group of elite Chung Hua students who were invited to study at this glamorous school filled with wealthy donations that smell of timber, oil palm, and freshly cut grass on a golf course. Mr Sii was destined to be chosen as prefect of this prestigious school as he was one of the best students, well at least...until he met the brotherhood.

Meeting the brotherhood ; every parent's worst nightmare. A total transformation of the person's character will be gradually noticeable in less than a month.

"Ponteng", "Lepak", "I didn't study ahhh!".... these were words once unknown to the so called elite. He starts to think twisted, usage of new yet awful vocabularies start to increase...

eventually patented a quote which came to be an all time famous trademark..

Such strong and powderful words...


I tell you ah, he was seriously going crazeh, our paparazzi lester successfully took a sneak picture of Mr Sii in his....er....more....sober moments...


Sober AND fierce...as the saying goes "男人不坏, 女人不爱"
as expected of our free2b idol!


He was the leader of a small gang, who caused havoc in the peaceful small town
where robber's break into houses armed with guns
of Miri.

Latest pictures and updates on the gang's movements are just sent in.


Ooooo Captions! How interesting...

Well the plan was going as intended, but not until...


as the story of every bad boy in school always ends with being caught by Dr. Fong and never to be heard of again...this was merely similar.

But Mr Sii, no matter how much you have changed after meeting us, 1 thing that will never change is the
lurv we..
spaghetti your mum made for us =D

Sorry if my introduction of Sii Longwin has bored u people to death but i don't bloody care pls. Anyways Mr. Sii when u are reading this....dont write my name on some random piece of paper with red ink ok? ^_^

Writer for next post.....i choose you... LesterMon!

Sunday, August 3, 2008

The Bhood movie

The Brotherhood Proudly Presents to you…….


“The Bhood Road Trip ‘08”

Brought to you by Leshitspittinstar.

2 Seals Production.

Directed by: Leshitspittinstar
Script by: Leshitspittinstar
Shot by: Leshitspittinstar
Stars:
Juelze Crowne aka Julian Law
Yukiecco Just lost $450 aka Genghis Khoo
Mr. Our only hope aka Lim Chuan Jok
The durian Sak Sak girl aka Belinda
the psssssssssst hot girl aka Adeline
Leshitspittinstar aka Lester Lai
And others yet to be added.



Introduction to the movie

This is the Brotherhood first ever movie (erm....sort of, cuz we made The Sarawak Champion 1,2 &3, The Queen of Pain, The adventures of Indiana Juelze and lots more...), brought to you by yours truly. The method of filming this film is still unknown, but knowing us, I’m sure that we can come out with something at some point of time. (p.s. If it all comes to the worst, we will just use our handphones!)

We are going to start the filming process either at the End of November 2008 or the Beginning of December 2008 and it should take about a few weeks to finish it, I HOPE.

So far, the movie script isn’t completed yet. Heck, I haven’t even started it yet! But be assured, it’s gonna be good, DAMN good. and it might suck like hell too, but lets hope the best laa.. The story is about the journey of 3 friends to Kuching; Adeline, Belinda and Lester.

Adeline wants to go to Kuching to see her honey poopy sweet heart, Mr. I-dun-know-what’s-his-name. Belinda wants to follow her so that she can pursue her dreams of building the foundations of her multi-million Durian based products company named, “Belrian – If you dun want, I SAK you.” And Lester just wants to tag along just for the sake for fun. But what lies ahead will change the lives of these 3 young teens FOREVER.

A story full of Action, Romance, Suspense and Lusts…. Follow the journey of a lifetime, packed with durians, AIDS, memories and suspenseful…erm, stuff.

Will they ever get to Kuching?
Will Adeline be reunited with her dear beloved sweet pumpkin eggtart?
Will Bell fulfil her dreams of her durian Empire?
Will Lester finally figure out the purpose of his presence?
Will any of them survive through AIDS?

Stay tuned and find out soon…….
by saying ‘stay tuned’ it means that u will have to wait around 5 months to see the actual film..teehee..

Coming to Theatres near you….

*Fireworks.