Saturday, December 27, 2008

The longawaited fellowship

The Brotherhood Reunion Dinner




02/01/09
Best Western
After party in Balcony
Overnight in Grand Palace


Be There, or Be SQUARE




p/s : those too sexy for balcony can lepak around till we beer our bellies full hehehe

Monday, December 15, 2008

Back?

Hi guys, been like super long since i mopped the dust off this blog, stuff something new in it, or even visit it >< The horror of knowing that it's been almost a month since my last post already kills the mood of blogging again x.x Indeed, it's been a while. Rather a lot has happened through this period, so much fun stuff that i should be blogging, but slacked >< Erm, beach. shopping, KL, shopping and more shopping !! Oh well, i might slack another 2 more month before leaving back for Perth next feb, so i'll write some facts to conclude my whole year's life in Perth =P=P 1) This has been lingering in my mind *shocking*, but we all counted, and Edward and i have like taken atleast >4 boxes of instant noodles throughout the year (reminded me of a special post i should make for Edward)

2) I've cooked, washed plates, mop the floor, vacuum, wipe my room, do laundries, buy groceries, take buses and trains, go to the ATM and banks.

3) I've spent more time on the internet and inside my room than any other year before.

4) I've live (consecutive days) under the hotest (40+ degrees) days and the coldest (1-5 degrees) of my life so far. Winter Rocks !!

5) I've met loads of people from all different places. Just to name a few, Malaysia, Singapore, Vietnam, Hong Kong, China, Zambia, etc etc...

6) I've craved to go home more than anytime before.

7) i've weirdly decided to go for law, though i find it quite interesting, and studied like super duper hardcore for it.

8) I realised that i really like Perth and wouldn't mind staying there in the future.

9) I've grown a big big fond of towards Immanuel Methodist Church, just love them heaps, especially Pastor James and Aunty Kim =D

10) I'm going back again next year =) (99.99% already =P)

Okie, think i'll have to stop here >< 10's a perfect number xD Will add on if i get any, and update when i remember that this blog exists xD tata everyone, take good care of yourselves, and happy holidays everyone =)

Be ready,


Cause we're back.

Sunday, December 7, 2008

We are so going back soon

Watch out ppls, the melbourne langs are going back real soon, sooner than you could say "genghis is an incest bitch"

Careful Miri cause when we get back some people are likely to


grab the most KAU boobs Mirians could offer




or the more reserve ones would


don't get me wrong, he wasn't proud of it, its just that no one was looking

but that girl got some nice legs, i wonder whats in between it











Damn you Leslie! Stop sucking oysters!!!

















I said stop sucking oysters! I keeeeeel Youuuuuuuu!!!

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Tong hua?



this is the funniest shit ever mann.... brotherhood salutes whoever you are

Monday, December 1, 2008

1 week to go

Damn you all go back so fast....that one still nehmind la, but i heard got reunion w/o me =(
any good brothers who havent go back miri yet =D





Come join us by not going back so early!

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Wanna know the future?

Oooohh yeahh....that's the spot.




He's not going to put up a post

He's Never ever EVER going to put up a post

He's going to be anally-raped at the 13th of December 2008.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Wanna Get High?

Damnit man, we've been waiting for the one person that cares about lester to do a post on him for how many months but seems his exams can ever finish, sooooooo we need volunteers here =X
















Wanna Get High?


Sunday, November 16, 2008

Why so gloomy

This blog nowadays damn sad la... let's liven things up a bit, have a beer and give yourself a blast!

Monday, October 20, 2008

the swk champ is back

here's the crappy vid .. dude, shittewhadafluxor happened to me.. ok this vid is just crap.. i did one 6 minutes .. pure nice tiles and all those crazy stuff .. as i was rendering it .. 90% ++ then the blue screened come out. then when i restarted my pc, the file gone.. dont exist nomore.... so here's a crappy version of it .. sien lo, spm trial is this friday..

Tuesday, October 7, 2008















And to think that I can't be a paparazzi now that I'm thousands of kilometers apart from you guys...Well, seems like you guys are wrong eh??


The Shitspitter


LIVES


ON.







muahahahhahahahahahahahaaah..

The IMFY 2008 Outing


The IMFY 2008 Outing

Now I know that I have absolutely no need to do this, but few days ago, the IMFY (which stands for, I have no idea cause I have no clue on what it means too.) had an outing at 4th of October 2008. At God knows where, some beach I guess cause there's sand in the pictures.



If you guys have been following this sometimes dead, sometimes alive blog, you might noticed some pictures of Lifen, pssst, she didnt like it one bit! Well, I guess that it's only fair if I do this to some other people eh? right right?
Lookie lookie at what we've got here guys.... It's oliver! and what is Oliver doing boys and girls?

He's praying!

Dear, God I pray that I can be a real Spartan warrior, If not..I swear to God that I will. (THUNDERS.) ...Sorry God. and, Amen.

2 minutes later...

Girl: Now, I'll grab this while you stick it in alright.

Oliver the man: Ok, I know what I'm doing okk.

Girl: OUCH! watch it, it hurts laa..

Oliver the man: Oops, sorry laa, I also not really sure how ok.

Girl: Oooh! it's in!!

Oliver the man: YIPPEDOO.

(We're the Champions song playing in the background.)

Oliver the Warrior: YES! I did it! I'm finally not a..

Girl: Hey, don't let people know worh, I shy shy worhh..

Oliver the warrior: uh huh....HEY GUYS! Guess what happened to me just now! You will never believe it...

Girl: WEEEEIiiiiiiiiiii...

Meanwhile...

Johnny: Ah crap...I can't seem to get mine up.

MEANWHILE, metres away.....

Dear, God I pray that I can be a real Spartan warrior, If not..I swear to God that I will. (THUNDERS.) ...Sorry God. and, Amen.

3 minutes later...

Kim the Man in a girly way: Hmm, I wonder If god has granted my wish? I know! I shall climb this tree to test him!

And so Kimberley began to embark on this wondrous journey in search of Life and (insert something here.)

3 weeks later...

Kim the trapped: Erm...Hey GUYSS! Can I get some help, im Stuck! Oh god, why have you forsaken me....

Monday, October 6, 2008

carrotsticks


Well....since NO ONE is posting up, and EVERYONE is soooooooo busy doing god knows what, I have decided to post something up again.

and Daryll 'xiao weng weng' Ooi! I'm so disappointed in you, it has been 1 month and where's the post about ME!?

Anyway...Did u know that you shouldn't simply post stuff up into the net?? Cuz it's gonna stay there FOREVER, whether you like it or not...







AAAAAaaaahhh!!!!
Yeah, scream alll you want hun, it's too late already, the WHOLE world knows, ur exposed...



~EXPOSED~






!!~EXPOSED~!!

!!!!!!!!!~~~EXPOSED~~~!!!!!!!!!







OH NOOO....










Whatever shall I do now??? :( :( , :''''''''(????
Well, I have no idea, who call you so smart loh!?
What me worh? Why you so cibai upload my pics up leh??
Oh, so now ur blaming me laa??
Ma de, memang ur fault bah! u upload de!!!
Sorry loo...
Sorry ur head ah! What to do now? My face gone liao ahh!!
I know.....turn into a rabbit!!
@.@
Yeah, do it!
OK!



.....fuck you Mum, this isnt working at all! They are still laughing at me!!!


Or maybe.....
WHAT NOW????
MAYBE......
WHAT? PINGPONG AND APPLEPIES AH?
Huh? noooo....
What then? U want me to be a hippo now isit?
Maybe, u should sing!!!!
Oh YA hor!!
YOOUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....(soulja boy's superman song.)




LoL, and that's all for today guys, hope this entertained y'all..man, you guys are SICK, she's just a little girl!!!


Happy birthday yee syuan! lol, You're lucky cuz it's your birthday.









Sunday, October 5, 2008

asdasdasdasdsad

oi oio io i oi !! ape l4njiao ko semua ? hey guys, first of all.. i wish i could kiss all of you, yeap.. but i can't so i'm just gonna say i miss you guys ... whassup man , ppl ask me see this blog but it's dead wtf la man .. so who's coming back this december ? whoever is . . let's host a gathering and the theme would be.. something fun .. haha, and wtf la ... more post pls !! bump bump !!

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Finally, jok has arrived xDxD



Ahha, despite the fact that today is 09.09.08, which is a nice date indeed =3=3, Today is the day that i finish my procrastination towards the blog and finally stand up and BLOG !! (sounds so grand, but ya xDxD)

Case Study : Lim Chuan Jok

Google's Definition:

No definitions of jok were found in English

Definitions of jok on the Web in Italian:

  • * JOK - codice aeroportuale IATA dell'aeroporto civile di Joshkar-Ola (Russia)
    it.wikipedia.org/wiki/JOK
  • Jok, nella mitologia degli Alur dell'Uganda e dello Zaire, è il dio creatore, noto anche con il nome di Jok Odudu. È inoltre il dio della pioggia a cui, durante i periodi di siccità, vengono sacrificate delle capre.
    it.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jok
I guess, google doesn't understand Lim Chuan Jok, short for in Jok, as well as the hood does, so get ready for the facts guys.






Full Name : Lim Chuan Jok





NickName : Fire pebble *most renowned for*, Jok, =, JokJok, Mr. OurLastHope, Mickey Mouse, *sometimes* Our Only Hope, Anime King,





Special abilty : Provoke wars within people, ability to be hyperactive right after 2 o clock (or 3?), enchace mahjong abilities when in contact with alcohol, Can score super good in Chemistry without studying.




Okay, the slight intro is done. This once cheerful, apple-plucking sunshine boy was transformed instantly *almost instantly* into the dark fire pebble that we all fear and love. Often found hiding around the boundaries of the school in his green jacket, planning some devious plans to turn over the school into the "Bhood school" (notice around for more details in the future). But yeah, that's our Jok.




Wait, did you say brotherhood?
Parents worst nightmare???

omglolwtflasergungiveupewpewpew
*runs away*




Jok joined the bhood the moment which it was borned. Dedicated in creating chaos in the school at all times while not having anything seem wrong is his main objective in the team. Operations such as climbing through the library wall to open the music room, breaking into the library authorised or unauthorised, organizing spotcheks that really takes up a lot of time, and at the end of the day still score top for his Chemistry.

Jok : *ahhahahahaha, he thinks that he's very funny .... *
Ver : *sry sry jok >< >< *


Jok : Hmmph
Oliver : *Pokes finger and emo* Ermmmmmm........
Lester : Tsk tsk, two little kids, how am i going to solve this now?




Nah, Jok is friendly okay, when he's not drunk that is.




Just kidding jok *seriously*, and we all love jok when he's just being himself, and being a part of our big big family. Even though he doesn't come online so often now, most of us still remember him deeply inside us. Truely, a brotherhood member to stay.


Us all, dazing at our futures... =P

And Jok, if you're looking, no matter where you are, you'll still be in the pyramid of the hood, and randomly once in a while on top xDxD



Signing out,
Oliver



*Baton passes to Daryll, yes Lester, i know you can't wait xDxD

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Happy Birthday Julian!!

The Brotherhood.



This is Part 1 of my 2 part post on the Birthday of Juicy Juice Crowne.

First all all, a survey of the PM's of the Brotherhood's MSN today during the Birthday of Julian Law....
The Birthday Boy

The List

Happy Birthday Juice Crown! <---- From all the girls , by Aaron Tham

And to our Beloved Juice…ahem…JuiceCrown, happy 18th Birthday. Be a man! Don’t be a Dad! , By Genghis Khoo.

Happy Birthday Juelze Crowne Ipoh is in Christchurch, Lester Lai.

*Rega, (Chinese words.)* http://xiaover90.blogspot.com/ Happy burfday Julz, though we’re not there, we are still here, Oliver Yee
Lulz bitch, Benedict jong

I’m devoting my head days to days baby~ [Sicked]. Andy wong

Miri is in Ipoh, Daryll Ooi

(Chinese words) =( *Hints (Chinese word.) xD*, Johnny Tiong.

Statistics tomorrow- The first wave of nightmare, Sii Longwin.

(blank), Samuel Santi
// zomg, pro female dota’er roxx, hawt again but at kl .. wtf T_T, Julian law.

(blank), Jok.

- , Leslie Tan.


So there you have it brothers, among 13 of the names, only 4 wished happy birthday to Julian. XDXDXDXDXDXD.....XD. XD. XD. but to me, i think Leslie's pm was the best! a DASH, '-'.

Monday, August 25, 2008

No More Delays, Voila~

INTRODUCING: Oliver Yee
Nickname: fire teddymon, oli, hui, verxy, world biggest teddy, no.10, Ver`, Pro`, kawaii nerrhhxx(limited edition) etc etc.

Age: -censored by Blogspot-

Special Ability: Sue you mian mian till you bankrupt in future, Ghis & Aaarr better watchout! xD
You dare mess with lim peh??

你什么东西??


Yes ladies and gentlemen, introducing, Oliver Yee. Fine young lad he is. He never rarely misses a class, and never rarely ponteng. Assiduous and meek. I see great rosy future in him, bright one, like the advertisement when they use "DYNAMO" to wash the clothes, the clothes become sparkling white. His fine and lurid radiance enlightens the sombre atmosphere in RRSS. His altruistic attitude shed light onto the dilapidating world today. Yes folks, I give you, Oliver of the Brotherhood.

Wait, did you say brotherhood? Parents worst nightmare???

Yes I did. Wondering why, how, who, where , when, which, whom, coconut, lychee, goose, donut. Um, back to topic. Yes he survived the dark, and eeeeeeeebil clan - the brotherhood! Instead, he came to shed light once again, reminding us how God loves us, and some of us, truly touched, and changed. Some, remains the same, but truly deep down somewhere very very far deep and super super hidden away in the heart, lies a sound screaaaming " Ghiiiiisss~ God loves you ".

Through pain, sufferings, tears, joy, and laughter, I was able to know abit more bout this young lad, Oliver. And it turns out to be a complicated topic - just as complicated as how come brotherhood members can become prefects xD. Anyway, I found multiple identities in one individual, not separated, but merged under the same soul, differentiated by a thin wall of space continuum. Let me tell you some of them.

Kind and loving the environment

Hip-hop dancer

Boss of a yakuza clan??

Though we cannot clarify this point, he still remains the same, the one and only oliver yee. Right Lester?

Kawaiinerrrhhxxx~ Yeah ^.^V


Ummmm.... yeah, thanks lester. Anyway, Oliver Yee, an interesting and super nice guy, and always will be in the brotherhood's heart.


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Baton pass on to Oliver Yee



Johnny

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Fire Generals

my plan is not working... so i went to find any random images i could possibly get to lighten up the blog abit



Enjoy >_>

Friday, August 15, 2008

Since SOMEONE is so busy....and cause SOMEONE magically appeared.

The baton has been passed to the firepebble aka Mr.-I-get-wasted-from-a-sip-of-vodka-lime aka Our only hope aka 'This-is-my-house-so-i-can-do-watever-that-i-want-to-do.'.

anyway, it's Lim Chuan Jok. Gonna let Johnny off this time since he's sooo busy.

and Jok, u can post about ur bestest best best fast friend. =)

Monday, August 11, 2008

O_O

oh wow i can post now =) no where's genghis khoo? gone missing? T_T Stay tune to the Law of Speed through SFHLA expermients and qualitative experiments

Sunday, August 10, 2008

Samuel Santi

Introducing: Samuel Santi









So what does all of this picture have in common? Half naked men and Jessica Alba? A bunch of retards who sucks in posing? Yea, you got it, they are all Iban.


"cibai you, racist harr tiao???"
So, what do we know about Samuel? What do I know about Samuel so that I can introduce him to y'all.
Well, it's kinda HARD since I havent seen him for a year plus already. You guys are evil, why can't I do Genghis or Jok or Julian or AARON or AARON or AARON.
So what do i know about this boy named Samuel Santi....well, one for a fact, I know that he's an IBAN, which explains all the pictures above. and I don't even know if he knows about this Bhoodblog.....
Legend has it that he came from the stars, in the form of a meteor. It landed on earth millions of years ago, burried deep inside the core of the earth. And like, after hundreds and hundred of years, a tribe of monkeys were on a expedition to find the lost banana land. They were digging everyone...but to no avail, they couldn't find anything...
But one day, one faithful sunny day... A monkey who goes by the name of Si Comel went on a solo mission. He blindfolded himself and turned round and round and round and round till he faints. And when he wakes up, he's going to dig on the exact spot that he fainted on.
*wakes up.
Si comel started digging with his cute monkey paws. after a few strokes, he gave up and went back home. That night he had a dream. He dreamt of a world where monkeys could be free monkeys, where all monkey will have a banana, where every household will have their very own set of banana tree and banana tree survival set/kit.
Mahaiiii....so hard to spam laaa, I dun know what to write!
One day a kerbau named mr.Tham stumbled upon Si Comel, and something awesome blossomed between them. Something that the elders monkey will not approve of!
Si comel and Mr.Tham got married! most of the villagers disagreed. They chased Si comel out of the Monkey clan and Mr.Tham was exiled from Kampung Kerbau. They ran away, far far away to a land called the Borneo Islands where they gave birth to a mutant child whom they named Samuel Santi.
They raised him up with all the love and support they have. Si comel taught him the ways of the Monkeys and Mr.Tham taught him the ways of the Kerbau.
And they sent him to study at Chung hua, then moved him to Oman. And that's Samuel Santi. Oh! he plays guitar and is really good at it, must be from his father's gene i think.

Anyway, sorry Sam for all this bullshit, u can blame it on Aaron. the next one, I choose...
*drum rolls
(was gonna say Daryll Ooi, but I know that he wont do it de.)
Johnny Tiong! ...since ur the only one whom I know that upates his blog!