Samuel Santi

Introducing: Samuel Santi

So what does all of this picture have in common? Half naked men and Jessica Alba? A bunch of retards who sucks in posing? Yea, you got it, they are all Iban.

"cibai you, racist harr tiao???"

So, what do we know about Samuel? What do I know about Samuel so that I can introduce him to y'all.

Well, it's kinda HARD since I havent seen him for a year plus already. You guys are evil, why can't I do Genghis or Jok or Julian or AARON or AARON or AARON.

So what do i know about this boy named Samuel Santi....well, one for a fact, I know that he's an IBAN, which explains all the pictures above. and I don't even know if he knows about this Bhoodblog.....

Legend has it that he came from the stars, in the form of a meteor. It landed on earth millions of years ago, burried deep inside the core of the earth. And like, after hundreds and hundred of years, a tribe of monkeys were on a expedition to find the lost banana land. They were digging everyone...but to no avail, they couldn't find anything...

But one day, one faithful sunny day... A monkey who goes by the name of Si Comel went on a solo mission. He blindfolded himself and turned round and round and round and round till he faints. And when he wakes up, he's going to dig on the exact spot that he fainted on.

*wakes up.

Si comel started digging with his cute monkey paws. after a few strokes, he gave up and went back home. That night he had a dream. He dreamt of a world where monkeys could be free monkeys, where all monkey will have a banana, where every household will have their very own set of banana tree and banana tree survival set/kit.

Mahaiiii....so hard to spam laaa, I dun know what to write!

One day a kerbau named mr.Tham stumbled upon Si Comel, and something awesome blossomed between them. Something that the elders monkey will not approve of!

Si comel and Mr.Tham got married! most of the villagers disagreed. They chased Si comel out of the Monkey clan and Mr.Tham was exiled from Kampung Kerbau. They ran away, far far away to a land called the Borneo Islands where they gave birth to a mutant child whom they named Samuel Santi.

They raised him up with all the love and support they have. Si comel taught him the ways of the Monkeys and Mr.Tham taught him the ways of the Kerbau.

And they sent him to study at Chung hua, then moved him to Oman. And that's Samuel Santi. Oh! he plays guitar and is really good at it, must be from his father's gene i think.

Anyway, sorry Sam for all this bullshit, u can blame it on Aaron. the next one, I choose...

*drum rolls

(was gonna say Daryll Ooi, but I know that he wont do it de.)

Johnny Tiong! ...since ur the only one whom I know that upates his blog!