Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Darth Vaders


Once upon a time, a group of elites gathered to form a group. They have one motive, to rule over KFC, do hip-hop dance, and last but not least, to be the first to reach Uranus in 2008 Beijing Olympics. Yes. They all are destructive, powerful, and insane. Each one of them has his own uniqueness and uber l33t powa.

They tried to come up with a proper name for this group. They finally came down to 5 names which they think are nice: Jok-is-sexy, Darth Vaders, Hello Kitty fanclub, lalaNerhxxxMuaacksxz, and lastly Ni Lauya ah Ni. Of course, it was a tough time for them to decide. All 5 names sound so nice, esp the last one. But they finally gave up. They decided to choose the names using 'ji-gu-ba" game. And the name 'Darth Vaders' won.

As you can see, their trademark attire is black robes with blue lining. But that doesnt apply to all members. Let me intro you all to the main ppl inside this group, lalaNerhxxxMuaacksxz Dark Riders:

Juel-Z-Crown: Commando position. Leader of Darth Vaders. It is said that he can rip a cow into half. Involved in 1999 Olympics, won by default.

Jokerina: Tiny in size, large in brain. Mastermind in spying and attacking tactics. His ultimate skill is " Ponteng-and-get-top-in-chemistry-and-this-owned-everyone-qin-qin". Currently researching on SFHLA experiment.

Aaaaaarrrr: Tall in size, but high in agility. Primary secretary of Darth Vader, in charge of all incomes and spendings.

Le-Shitspitta: French crappist graduated from the University of Oxford in Crappology. He's currently taking up M.Cp (masters in crappology). He plays a main part in battle by agitating the enemies with false information.

Teddymon : Evolving to flaming teddymon. Special skills : Psychic, read mind, and telekinesis. Upon reaching flamming teddymon, he will be able to foresee the future.

Josh AKA Yakuza: He's the main source of entertainment. Owns a shop called MCC. Gatherings and outings are done there.

Blue Wings: General for airforce unit. Normally weakens enemy by lowering their self esteem and demoralizing them. Ultimate jutsu " Ni Lauya ah Ni."

Sarawak champion: It's stated in his name. He is FAST! you cannot beat speed. But he do things from far, unleashing his ultimate powa, he keluar skill very syiok de. Cards flying in all directions, and killing anyone in the path. The ultimate fury of cards.

Rezurii: Originated from Japan. Brings the group close to japan's technologies. He graduated from University of Melbourne with a Bachelor in Communications (Japanese) and Engineering double degree. Interpreter and also main engineer for the group.

Unknown: Does researches on bio related fields. Coming up with ways to increase the efficiency of the human body. Heals those who are wounded.



They have a new motive. To open a university. *Proposed by Aaaaarrrrrrr*



To conclude......






-Unknown

2 comments:

Aarrrr said...

I personally prefer Hello Kitty Club.
We can then go on Hello Kitty Island Adventure

Ver` said...

Together !!!